Take notes, Jesus.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei Episode 16 Review
The Irregular at Magic High School Episode 16 Review
You think after that Sword Art Online post that the Gary Stu Mary Sue goodness would be over? Oh no. It’s time to ramp up the Stu further with some GODLY TATSUYA 10800 LATERAL MID-AIR FLIP FINGER SNAPPING STU GOODNESS.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei Episode 16 Impressions
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei Episode 16 Review
PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD TATSUYA
Do you all remember how some episodes agoÂ that stupid Crimson Prince actually thought he stood a chance against The One True God? He sure looks retarded now. Not only did he lose, but he cheated and lost. Toppest. Of. The. Toppest. Kek.Â This alone is bad enough, but he even thought that he’d actually kill Tatsuya Stu.
God Tatsuya knows if Tatsuya is just fucking with us viewers and putting in some random stupid crap like that to add tension when in fact He’s almost immortal. Jesus may have risenÂ again on the third day, but Tatsuya Stu rose again in a few fucking seconds. To illustrate how magnificently superior HisÂ resurrectionÂ is, just remember that time is slowed down for us mortals to even comprehend the complexity of the process of His resurrection. Step up your game, Jesus. By the time Tatsuya Stu is done with these 26 episodes, there will be no need for your second coming. TatsuyaÂ is the second coming. And Jesus, if you think that’s all He’s got, then you better ask your Father in heaven just who is his father. Also, you know what’s the funniest thing? The fucking bloom freshmen. Apparently in the light novel they were cheering for Tatsuya and his minions to lose. Why? Because their nipples couldn’t handle the fact that they lost every other competition whereas all the female bloom freshmen won all of theirs thanks to Tatsuya Silver’s engineering powers. They didn’t want their only win to be because of Him and His servants. Good lord Tatsuya, how pathetic do you have to be not to recognize that He is the way? Trying to go against Him is to go against everything, and trust me, you don’t want to go against everything. (WARNING. DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU WANT TO RETAIN YOUR SANITY. THIS IS PUNISHMENT FOR THOSE WHO GO AGAINST THE TATSUYA. IT HAS TATSUYA LEVEL EROTICISM. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)
I can’t believe Leo and Mikihiko have problems with the cloak either. To be taken under the wing of the Tatsuya is to become a Stu yourself. That cloak will be a fucking relic by the next season, so you weedsÂ better hold on to that shit and stop caring about that redhead’s autism. The fact that you beat Cardinal Faggot is proof of your improvement as a doormat for the Stu. If you faced him without His help, that invisible finger or whatever the dick it’s called would be up your anus. Yeah, that’s right, Mikihiko. Think about what would have happened if Cardinal George had his way with you while you were pushed onto the ground by his magic. You’dÂ have to hope that he’d keep faithful to the “Cardinal” part.Â ( ÍˇÂ° ÍśĘ– ÍˇÂ°)Â And what the fuck is with all those fucking so-called “adults” talking to Tatsuya as if he were a kid? The One True GodÂ could fuck you up so hardÂ that you’d end up sterile, fuckers. That sleazy dick-licker beside the second best girl even has the audacity to even try to make Him a “lab rat.” Well, I suppose we should praise the almighty Onii-sama for deceiving that mooncalfÂ so that he can sit and thinkÂ with that shitty smirk that he’s got the upper hand when he’s really justÂ an experiment for Tatsuya to see how much of a smug potato mere mortalsÂ can be. Let’s also not forget about the snap. That’s right. Tatsuya Stu fingers the Crimson Prince. Fucking fingered.Â I have to be honest, it’d be tough for the harem for someone like Suzaku The Crimson Prince to join. After all, no one has all the smugness of those muscles like he does. Then again, we’ve yet to see what muscles lie underneath those beautiful school uniforms. N-No. I’m not talking about the males’. Mmkay? Finally, we end things off with the most glorious imouto’s tears streaming down her face at the sight of Him. Some of you may wonder why she’d even act in such a way when she knew He’d win, but that’s not it. Just like seeing the most fantastic sight that astounds one’s soul, Miyuki couldn’t hold in her emotions at the sight of His brilliance. His brightness leads the way. He is the messiah of the Stus. He is miracle itself. How could she not cry after being blessed with such an Onii-sama? Sunday may be lord’s day, but it’s a clear sign when what precedes that is Tatsuya’s Day. Indeed, before anything else, we must bask in His splendor. We’re truly fortunateÂ that every Saturday is a blessing for us all.