The wrath of Tatsuya Stu.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei Episode 18 Review
The Irregular at Magic High School Episode 18 Review
It is that day of the week again, everyone. It is the day that Tatsuya Stu The One True God graces our screens and shows us the true glory of His demonic powers that outclasses any foolish individual or clan that tries to go against The Way. Yes, Tatsuya Stu is The Way. Let the DIVINE, DEMONIC, STRATEGIC MISSILE RETRIBUTION BEGIN!
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei Episode 18 Impressions
Witness the humbleness of Our Lord as He gives that inspector person money instead of merely his presence. Through the days of financial turmoil, economic instability, and fruitless job pursuits, people have suffered and God has not answered their calls.¬†Fear not. Tatsuya Stu is here,¬†and He’ll start by paying all the bitches some cash. (Yes, this includes the second best girl.) But of course, His sagacity reaches far beyond this. Even that old man everyone is bowing their heads to doesn’t know the true prowess of Tatsuya Stu. Putting Him side by side with that Crimson Prince who cheated and lost shows that¬†those empty eye sockets are not just for show. He really is blind to the truth. This old geezer almost redeems himself by saying, “the Yotsubas will become too powerful.” However, what’s clearly the better word to use is “is” instead of “will.” The other dude that works under the One True God at least has some vague sense of sanity left in him. At least he dismisses the absurd thought that Tatsuya Stu can be put alongside that shitty prince. He does, however, not characterize Tatsuya Stu properly. Saying that He is the bomb is one thing, but saying that He only has the power of a strategic missile is another. I suppose I should give him some credit for he does mention that His powers are restricted to maintain the delicate balance needed for this universe to not implode. But again, he implies that it would be too harsh on Tatsuya Stu to carry the sins of mankind. CAN THESE FOOLISH MORTALS NOT GET THE WHOLE PICTURE RIGHT? Well, Tatsuya’s got some sunglasses to show off to all you motherfuckers who dare doubt Him.
That’s right, sunglasses. Can you comprehend His reasoning? No, it’s not to look “cool.” Such pursuits to look “cool” are only attempts made by those who do not have confidence in their selves being intrinsically cool. Tatsuya Stu wears those sunglasses for another reason entirely. He uses them to protect the universe from His overwhelming brightness, and his incredible brilliance. He reveals an infinitesimally small portion of power that, when translated into mortal terms, is like being in the presence of a supermassive star that outshines all else in the night sky. A family? A background? Personal data? Fools. You cannot find such things because He is not even of this universe. He is not of this dimension. He is Tatsuya Stu The One True God, and is beyond human understanding. Not only is Tatsuya Stu conducting His Divine Retribution flawlessly, He is also doing it artistically. Just¬†like how tiny and ephemeral their lives are, so do their minuscule flames burn out in almost an instant. They dared to disturb the balance in The One True Onii-sama’s heart. It is only natural that His¬†humble materialization into human from from His Godly Figure has the drawback of not giving Him all that a human would have for that’d make him too much of a mortal. He must retain His high self and be the vanguard of the human race, and the destroyer of all who dare get between Him and His wincest.
What’s even funnier is that¬†the Ten Master Clans think that they stand at the top of society. I suppose it’s only natural that those¬†ignorant humans know nothing of what lie beyond their feeble perceptions. Going as far as trying to make The One True God Tatsuya Stu one of them?! What atrocity. Juumonji’s underwear is probably soaked from being in the manly presence of Our Lord even with his figure that many would say to be the manliest of the manly. Our Lord is also gracious enough to let that simple plebian prince touch His imouto’s hand. Even so, her soul gazes only towards her Onii-sama. Physical trivialities such as holding that plebian’s hand is of no concern when their affection for each other is far beyond that of physical limits.¬†Sadly, time prohibits Tatsuya Stu from showing the true extent of his One True Harem. It would have taken over 15¬†hours to do so, and we all know that Our Lord is only being courteous holding the hands of those young maidens who ultimately stand no chance against the wincest. The only one He truly cares for is His Glorious Imouto. It baffles me¬†that Juumonji is suggesting that the woman who forced Our Lord and Savior stand outside in the hot sun should be the one He should wed. Maybe she should wed the steamy hot weather without air conditioning and get a taste of her own medicine first. This arc is at an end, and a sorrowful pang overwhelms my being as I now notice how close we are to the point where The One True God Tatsuya Stu will no longer grace with His presence every Saturday.¬†The surreal journey unlike any other where we witness the majesty of Our Lord is nearing its end. Will we wander forever lost without His guidance? Will we forget¬†the teachings of the Stu? No. We followers of The One True God Tatsuya Stu will not let that happen. Encompassing both extremes¬†of the spectrum of the divine, both demonic and godly,¬†He¬†has shown that He is The Way. All we must do now is to follow His teachings from now until eternity. If we worship the One True God Tatsuya Stu well, like Kirito-chan, we will also be granted the¬†blessings of The One True God Tatsuya Stu.