Sword Art Online II Episode 3 – IT’S GGO STU SUE SUGOI TIME

Sword Art Online 2 Sinon
It's time.

KIRITO-CHAN SOON.
Sword Art Online II Episode 3 Review
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Alright, I was going to wait until Kirito-kun Kirito-chan actually got into the game, but I can’t wait any longer. It’s time for some SAO HEADSHOT REKTNOOBGGPLSGTFOMLGNOSCOPE2520BACKFLIP GOODNESS.

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Sword Art Online II Episode 3 Impressions

U G L Y
F @ G G O T

Asada Shino gun pointed

Bang.

Asada Shino PTSD

Hopefully Shino punches those fuckers in the face by the end of this arc.

Shinkawa Kyouji helping

INB4 HE’S DESU GUN.

“Prove I’m the strongest” when KIRITO-CHAN IS AROUND?
NICE TRY.

heheheeehehheheeheh.

HEHEHEHEEHEHHHEEHEHEHEHEUHURHURHEUEHUEHUE.
“CAN’T”
“SOLO”
“AGILITY”
“BUILDS”
HEHEHEHEHEKIRITOKUNGOINTOSHOWYOUHOWIT’SDONE.

NOT AS COOL AS KIRITO-KUN.

DON’T WORRY, HER ASS WILL BE IN GOOD HANDS.

LASER PISTOL NEXT LEVEL SASUGA SINON.

“UH…
NO. THIS WOMAN JUST FELL BY HERSELF.”

This is why you don’t take drugs.

Asada Shino bites hand

YFW YOU’LL NEVER BE THIS BADASS.

Phantom Bullet Arc Anime

BITCH STAY AWAY FROM MY GUN I’LL NOSCOPE YOUR ASS.

MEANWHILE, NO ONE HELPS HER.

Third time will be the charm.

Asada Shino no scope shot

NO SCOPING EVEN WHEN FIVE YEARS OLD.

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.

YFW YOUR DAUGHTER IS MORE MLG THAN YOU WILL EVER BE.

That’s pretty realistic.

Sword Art Online II Asada Shino

TOO PRO FOR HERSELF.

SOMEONE NEEDS SAVING?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TIME FOR SOME KIRITO-CHAN.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“SOON.”
NOT WHEN YOU SEE DAT ASS.

Kirito and Asuna ALO

CAUGHT RED-HANDED FOR THINKING ABOUT TOUCHING DAT ASS.

Check dat ass out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

KIRITO-KUN MULTI-TIMING WITH ASUNA KNOWING
NEXT LEVEL HAREM MANEUVERS.


So Kirito is homo.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SAO 2 ALO Yuki

THEY’RE SO CLOSE, RIGHT?
OF COURSE,
UNTIL SINON’S HUGE ASS GETS IN THE WAY.

Kirigaya Kazuto death gun

DESU
DESU
DESU
DESU
DESU
DESU

MFW KIRITO’S BUTT IS GRABBED BEFORE SINON’S.

Aki Natsuki and Kirito

YFW A HOT NURSE WILL NEVER HANDLE YOUR BOTTOM.

She needs more.
A STRONGER D-

Kirigaya Kazuto and Aki Natsuki

To sexually molest your butt.

SAO Season 2 Aki

Behold.
Sword Art Online Season 2.

Kirigaya Kazuto turned on

NICE RACK, RIGHT KIRITO-KUN?
Can Asuna match up?

IMPLYING HE ONLY HAS YOUTHFUL IMPULSES AND NOT GARY STU IMPULSES.

It’s time.

I like how it’s from her perspective and she’s actually staring at his Gary Stu crotch.

THIS IS WHY THIS SEASON HE’S CALLED “KIRITO-CHAN.”

Aki Natsuki anime nurse

Disappoint.

ESPECIALLY YOUR BUTT.

KIRITO-CHAN SOON.
SOON.

Born to be a pro gamer.

WIN ANYTHING WITH KIRITO-CHAN THERE.
NICE TRY.

Sinon target of death gun

Wait, if this guy is going to molest Sinon’s avatar, why doesn’t he have a picture of her ass?
Confirmed pleb.

Alright all you motherfuckers. Are you looking at your screen right now? You bet your ass you’re looking at your screen. Did you see that 2520 flip headshot rektownage by Sinon last episode? You better have because you’ll never be as good as Sinon Sue. And you know what? While you were sitting on your ass when you were five years old sitting on your ass playing with Lego (nothing against Lego because it’s fucking awesome), Sinon was already MLGing it up and shooting crazy bitches in the head ONE TWO FUCKING THREE RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE FOREHEAD. Even Kirito-kun isn’t so sugoi that he’s able to pull that shit off. But then again, for all we know, he was probably programming a new magical method of flight- Oh shit wrong animu. Uhh… Anyways, some bitches are messing with Sinon because they’re just jealous that they can’t shoot some stealin’ niggaz as smoothly as she can. They’re exploiting her PTSD from being too awesome at the age of five. Even her mom couldn’t handle how she handled that pistol. Hell, if she were my daughter I’d be like, “HOLY SHIT SINON MY NIGGA THAT’S SOME SKILL THERE,” and train her to be the best MLG player or train her to be a professional assassin or something like that. Maybe if her mother did something like that instead of gawking at her like she’s some no-name noob looking at some 720noscope action, Sinon would have taken her pro skills better. You know what they say, with great skillz comes great jealousy. Tatsuya Stu is another example as all the girls swarm to him while all those disgraceful blooms’ jimmies are so rustled they end up being knocked out so Tatsuya Stu can shine again. What a joke.

You know what’s the problem though? We’re three episodes in, and we haven’t seen any Kirito-chan action yet. I mean, shit. I have all my “KIRITO-CHAN SO SUGOI” all piled up and ready to go, but Asuna with her shitty questions about the difference between real life and the virtual world keeps cockblocking my shit. Like, fuck. Can you believe that question? I bet if you ask a eight-year-old kid they’ll know what’s up. Even Kirito-kun is getting tired of her shit. While she’s grasping and hugging and whatever other crap she’s doin, Kirito-kun seems like he gives no fucks. I wonder if the writer is just trying to make Asuna as retarded as possible so Kirito-kun can go out and find more Mary Sues. Seriously, does Kirito-kun even care about Asuna anymore? He’s so apathetic about his relationship with her that Asuna should be picking up dem signals that he may be spanking some other booties in his spare time. Then again, his booty is the one being spanked already by that hot nurse. Looks like Kirito-kun is into that and Asuna needs to step it up a notch if she wants to stand a chance. I can imagine it now. The Adventures of Kirito’s butt and Sinon’s ass. Hell, I’d spank them both… Okay, maybe just Sinon’s.

Sword Art Online II Episode 3 Review

I’m going to give it to all of you straight. Most of the time, I’m not going to be critically reviewing Sword Art Online or analyzing it seriously for a few reasons. Firstly, I view this entire series to be quite similar to Mahouka in the sense that it’s best to not take it too seriously for the most part because of the Gary Stu and Mary Sue elements with other absurdities. Secondly, many other reviewers have already discussed the various faults of Sword Art Online as a whole, so retreading that ground is quite useless. Thirdly, it’s a lot more fun to do things this way than to talk as I usually do about the various things that the show does well and doesn’t do well. There simply aren’t many shows where I can sit back, relax, laugh my ass off at how Kirito-chan is going to cut bullets, and other fun absurdities like that. It’s pretty rare that you’d get a season where there are two shows that are like this airing on the same day. Heck, it’s not often that you even get to see Gary Stus as Stu as this in the first place. I actually think I’d be doing a disservice if I were to review it seriously most of the time because it feels like a lot of potentially fun moments are discarded for the sake of doing so which really isn’t the approach I think we should be taking with shows like this. What I will say seriously this time is that Sinon’s backstory is definitely an interesting one that makes me feel more invested in her as a character. Building up her character like this so early on is great because it allows viewers to care more right from the beginning so that the development that occurs throughout the season will be more meaningful to the audience. I just can’t wait for Sinon and Kirito-chan to wipe the smile off that Dekomori Desu-gun ChuuniRen fanboi’s face. How twisted do you have to be to name your gun after such a horrible season 2? Divine Kirito-chan lightsaber justice with Sinon’s ass cheeks will straighten things up. Until then, enjoy the SAO KIRITO-CHAN GGO SLICING BULLET SINON BUTT GOODNESS + MAHOUKA NO TATSUYA STU MARY SUE WINCEST SATURDAYS!

Alfheim Online Season 2 Sword Art Online II Anime Wallpaper Sinon

NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!!

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  • HighschoolDxD

    When Aldnoah ep 2+3?

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Never. If I skip an episode for the week, I will almost never go back and do them. If you want to know my opinions on those two episodes, I’ll just say that they weren’t as good as I thought they’d be from the first episode. A bit too typical and nothing really stood out that much. They’re not horrible, but just pretty average.

      • James Du

        What? I am insanely hype after Aldnoah 3.

        • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

          And you can have that opinion. Especially when it comes to hype, excitement, enjoyment, etc, things become very subjective.

          • The Atomic Dwarf

            Why not add Aldonah alongside SAO and Mahouka. We can call it The Trinity of The Stu…. or maybe The Three Stuketeers?

            I’ll just show myself out now

      • MgMaster

        So far,I see Aldnoah as an action thriller with some politics tossed in for extra flavor and while there’s nothing wrong with that,it does put a few limits on how good it can be. Enjoyable stuff,but nothing great and considering the staff involved,that can definitely be a disappointment. I’m thinking it’s an anime that might be more fun to marathon than watch episodically (not that I’m gonna do that though :P).

        The bright side,as I see it,is that we at least know what to expect from it and set our expectations accordingly,enjoying it for what it is.

  • http://otakuness.wordpress.com kelfio

    This:

    “But then again, for all we know, he was probably programming a new magical method of flight- Oh shit wrong animu.”

    And THIS:

    “HOLY SHIT SINON MY NIGGA THAT’S SOME SKILL THERE,”

    Hahahaha! You rule! :)

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      :) Thanks!

  • Calaad

    I spent the entire review laughing, it was just great. It felt like one of those MLG fake montage in text form (that’s a compliment haha). ggwp Entrav !

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Glad that it made you laugh!

  • MgMaster

    That’s the spirit Entrav! I did find the last two episodes genuinely good -probably because there wasn’t much Kirito in them and almost no Asuna- but we’re not here for that,we’re here to have some fun with the SAO we’re all familiar with which is inevitably coming. I know a few people who are watching this hoping for a genuinely good show that they can take seriously so that it’ll “redeem itself”. The poor,naive guys…I can just see how they’ll end up hating it but they should’ve learned what to expect from the 1st season so it’s their own fault. I’ve been there too with SAO’s 1st season,ending up hating it and not realizing how much fun it can be if you look at it with the right eyes.

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but right now,this is one of the most entertaining shows of the season of the season for me. And boy,I can’t wait for the moment Kirito-chan bring’s out his lightsaber in a game about guns,probably being the only one who can use one because of his Stu status. I wouldn’t have it any other way – it’ll be SAO staying true to itself.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Hell yes, Saturdays are absolutely awesome with Tatsuya Stu and Kirito Stu doing work in their respective animu. Honestly, I think I’ll really miss weeks like this where I can admire how overpowered the Stus are. There’s still many weeks left, but the end is nearing especially for Mahouka… I can only hope that the Stus continue to appear for our weekly entertainment.

      • MgMaster

        Still having trouble with enjoying Mahouka the same way as SAO here >< I guess the major turn-off for me is all the unnecessary technobabble,although I'm trying to get past that somehow. Like,maybe not paying attention to the those parts & while just enjoying the Stu-ness might work.

  • The Atomic Dwarf

    INB4 NiP Shinon. Fifflaren you can quit now. Someone needs to photoshop that! Or her holding the cheese on the TI4 stage. This review! Dude, you’re on fire! Couldn’t stop laughing.

    New characters has a tragic backstory and is good enough to almost make us become attached to her. That’s before she turns into Asuna 2.0. I’ll take your and MgMaster’s advice and have fun while treating this just as Mahouka no Wincest. By the way…. Tatsuya Stu in the last episode reminds me of Huskar.. or Sayians.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Haha, it was a lot of fun writing this review! Nothing gets me fired up like THE STUS.

      SCREW THE CHEESE. SHE CAN TAKE THE AEGIS. With her skills, she doesn’t even need four more players. And C9 PLEASE WIN FOR THE ANIMU. (Though I know they’ll probably lose tomorrow against VG 2-0. If not, then let the “> DOUBTING” commence.)

      TATSUYA STU IN THIS EPISODE SHOWS HOW A GOD HANDLES A MATCH. SINON’S GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE KEEPING UP WITH HIS LATERAL 10800 FLIPS AND THE SUAVE SNAP OF HIS FINGERS THAT DECIMATED EVEN THE AUDIENCE’S EARDRUMS.

      #RektbyTheOneTrueGodTatsuyaStu.

      Glorious.

      • Anonymous

        Yup, Tatsuya Stu is soooo fabulous with dat ballerina flip while no scoping.

    • EvilNemesis

      NiP Shinon? Dude she can Ace Clutch NiP altogether.

      GeT_RiGhT? More like GeT_ReKtD

  • Ian Porterfield

    Having you forgotten to take your meds lately Entrav? You sound a wee bit hyper.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      MEDS? WHO NEEDS MEDS WHEN YOU HAVE THE STU?

  • Yatogami

    Yes saturdays are quite amazing this season. Also since you brought it up Mahouka ep 16 sssoooo ggoooooodddddd but back to SAO. It seems the creators of SAO cant catc a break. They caught all that flack in the first season because the story went by so fast and it skipped some parts. Now they try to rectify that mistake in this season and people are complaining that its moving to slow smh. Im just happy theyre finally in the game because Im looking forward to some kirito lightsaber/sinon sniper goodness

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Waiting for the Kirito-chan lightsaber action.

      Waiting patiently…

  • Mentioner

    Someone had to mention this crotch-grab

  • Fuyukai Desu

    Actually, it sounds more like “Desk Gundam” when he says Death Gun.

  • tony c

    could someone explain this Stu- stuff ? ust visited this site for the first time and read the mahouka ep. 16 review –> awesome^^

    • The Atomic Dwarf

      He is the perfect being. The true definition of Manliness.These plebs have merely scratched at the complexity and godlike powers of The Stu: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MartyStu

      Here’s some quotes describing his Godly powers.

      “GARY STU however, is usually restricted to being a creature of action since men who do not take an active role in dramatic events are unmanly and, by definition, not perfect. So Gary Stu is the personification of action, action and more action. Or, if he is of an intellectual bent, he thinks his way through problems, inventing whole new branches of science and technology in the process.”

      “Gary Stu is devastatingly handsome (or if not, possessed of a strange, saturnine magnetism) and desired by all significant women, yes, but romance is not likely to be the main dish. He’s an unstoppable fighter, a rogue agent, a fearless freedom fighter, a master of disguise.”

      • tony c

        what the hell^^ thanks for the info that helped a lot!

  • Benjamin Harper

    Why are people so upset he can dodge and slice bullets. I’ve seen shows that give much less explanation for why their characters can do that, and they don’t even bat an eye.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Because they’re mad that they’re not as sugoi as Kirito-chan.