Sword Art Online II Episode 4 – IT’S KIRITO-CHAN!

Sword Art Online II Kirito-chan
SO SUGOI.

IT’S FINALLY TIME.
Sword Art Online II Episode 4 Review
Gun Gale Online Episode 4 Review
Phantom Bullet Episode 4 Review

If not for some people saying that the next episode of MAHOUKA NO ONE TRUE GOD TATSUYA STU WINCEST is going to have so much Tatsuya Stu’s godly powers that the universe would implode from the amount of Stu, I would have had to make the very difficult choice of reviewing the beginning of Kirito-chan’s adventures to become the best light saber handgun Sinon’s ass cheeks handler or the One True God’s great anger. (Yes, the Great Lord is enraged because someone dared to tamper with his glorious imouto’s shit.) Thankfully, Tatsuya Stu has blessed me with an easy choice this week and next week. Praise the One True God. May His disciple, Kirito-chan show us the way this week.

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Sword Art Online II Episode 4 Impressions

Kirito in GGO female

KIRITO-CHAN TIME.

Gun Gale Online Kirito

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Watno.

2 mega credits for Sinon’s ass and that harem?
TOP
FUCKING
KEK.

Only the best of course.
Fucking pleb should have figured out Kirito-chan’s prowess earlier.

Literally
retarded.

Should have just show him your premium character ballsacks and he would have understood how he’s completely out of his league.

WITHOUT GIVING HIM YOUR IGN.
NICE JOB, NOOB.

KIRITO-CHAN GETTIN IT ON.

Sword Art Online 2 Kirito

I can imagine all the doujinshi now…

Sinon smiling

SINON ASS TIME…?

Kirigaya Kazuto pretending

GOOD.
NOW YOU CAN GO IN A CHANGING ROOM AND SEE HER NAKED ASS CHEEKS WITHOUT GETTING SMACKED IN THE FACE.

KIRITO-CHAN BEING KIRITO-CHAN.
WOW WOW SUGOI 12/10.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Who needs guts when YOU GOT KIRITO STU SUE?

KIRITO-CHAN SO SUGOI AHEAD OF THE META SASUGA.

YFW YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK SHE’S TALKING ABOUT.

Heh
heh
heh
You can always do that
Kirito
chan.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“Impossible”
“Kirito”
Pick one.

ENGRISH!

This guy is no fucking Jojo.

Autism.

LEL.

MATRIXDODGE?!
I THOUGHT ONLY KIRITO-CHAN COULD DO THAT SHIT.

Is that a fucking arrow on your forehead?
W-What kind of deep symbolism is this?
Look at my ugly nostrils?

KIRITO-CHAN SO SUGOI

Kirito-chan dashing

SUGOI SUGOI DASH!

KIRITO
CHAN.

FASTER
THAN
THE
SPEED
OF
LIGHT
MOTHER
FUCKERS

TOUCHIN YOUR BEWBIES BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?


Okay, you can stop your creepy stare and your groping, Kirito-chan.

ALL
YOUR
BITCHES
ARE
BELONG
TO
KIRITO
CHAN.

THE FASTEST IN ALL OF SWORD ART ONLINE.
RIGHT GUYZ?

Tis nothing for the Kirito-chan.

METAMETAMETAMETAMETAMETAMETA.

FUCK
YO
META
KIRITO
CHAN
IS
HERE.

KIRITO-CHAN WILL SHOW YOU THE NEW META.

SHOULD HAVE PICKED PINK, KIRITO
CHAN.

Kirito and Sinon light saber

Now that he has a light saber…
I’m afraid the world won’t last much longer.

Are you talking about his ass?

WOW
KIRITO
CHAN
SO
SO
SO
SUGOI
WOW WOW
NOW DO STARBURST STREAM!

A
U
T
I
S
M.

DON’T TELL KIRITO CHAN WHAT THE FUCK TO DO, SINON.
SHUT UP AND WATCH HIM BE SUGOI.

SAO 2 Kirito fires gun

I-I-I-I-IT’S OK.
KIRITO-CHAN’S JUST GETTING STARTED.

Sword Art Online 2 Phantom Bullet

SUGOI.

GAEM IS BUGGED. GAEM IS BUGGED. GAEM IS BUGGED.

RUB MY ANUS?

RUB KIRITO’S NIPPLES IT IS.

Kirito and Sinon

HOW ARE YOUR NIPPLES SO TOUGH?

YOU MEAN, “I HAVE THE FASTEST REACTIONS AND I’M KIRITO-CHAN SO I’M AS SUGOI AS YOUR BUTT IS ROUND.”

KIRITO-CHAN’S SO SUGOI SINON’S FAT BUTT CHEEKS COULDN’T HOLD ONTO THE BUGGY.

Sinon laughing

SINON’S BUTT CHEEKS ARE IMPRESSED.

The Adventures of Kirito-chan and Sinon’s Butt Cheeks.

It all begins here.
The great adventures of the two as they travel across the globe trying to find Dekomori’s descendant, DESU GUN, and eliminate the chuunibyou from the world. Where will their adventures take them? How much more sugoi will Kirito-chan be? How fat are Sinon’s butt cheeks? Just how irrelevant is Asuna now? How jelly is Sugu right now? How much suffering is being Sugu? Will Kirito-chan ever return to ALO?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON KIRITO-CHAN’S GREAT ADVENTURES.

Sword Art Online II Episode 4 Review

Yo you motherfuckers. How are you doing this week? Are you ready for the start of the GGO KIRITO-CHAN ADVENTURES?! YOU BETTER BE FUCKING READY BECAUSE KIRITO-CHAN ISN’T SLOWING DOWN. Any of you assholes who think that Kirito-chan is only as sugoi as that shitty “rare” F-1300 type when that hobo looking plebian even dared to put himself in the presence of the fabulous Kirito-chan should just get your nutsacks slashed by Kirito-chan’s light saber. M-9000 is where it’s at, and can you even believe that this guy offered Kirito-chan five megas? Is he retarded? Kirito’s account doesn’t only have his characters. It has his harem and Sinon’s potential butt cheeks too. You think you can just buy that with some cash? You gotta be shitting me. Your five megas will be made up by Kirito-chan’s sugoi speed that allows him to predict the prediction lines. Going beyond the beyond is the way of the Stu. I mean, how dumb does that guy look when he fails at trying to imitate the poses in Jojo? Top. Fucking. Kek. AND SINON, YOU TOO. HOW CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO DOUBT THE STU? ARE YOUR BUTT CHEEKS THAT INCOMPETENT? You should have realized upon looking at his figure that this trap is just trying to fulfill one more criteria to pander to more otaku and is the next step in the evolution of the Kirito Stu. I wouldn’t be surprised if he turns homosexual next arc at this rate. Or lesbian… depending on how you look at it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kirito-chan is so sugoi that she can even do a sword move in a world of guns from another game. ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT THIS PROPERLY? I DON’T CARE IF YOU PLAY DOTA 2 OR LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, OR SOME OTHER GAME THAT HAS SOME KIND OF META, YOU HAVE TO SHAKE THINGS UP AND DO YOUR OWN THINGS MMMK? PEOPLE MADE FUN OF REFRESHER AGHS VOID UNTIL PROS STARTED TO USE IT TOO AND WRECK SHIT UP. YOU JUST GOTTA TAKE THAT CREATIVITY FROM KIRITO-CHAN AND TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ANTICLIMACTIC INTERNATIONALS 4? GOOD GOD DID VG EVEN TRY TO WIN? EASIEST 5 MIRRION DOLLARZ FOR RACISM EVER. Anyways, one of the two weird things about this episode is how GGO’s hit detection is bugged. Apparently, Kirito-chan’s shot didn’t register or something, so they should really send an email to the devs about this. The second weird thing is how Kirito-chan didn’t just princess carry Sinon and show her his strength and sugoi agility stats travelling at the speed of vehicless to register for BoB. I suppose Kirito-chan is thinking one step ahead of me and is downplaying his abilities so that Sinon would underestimate him. SASUGA KIRITO-CHAN SO SUGOI. I also have to admit that Kirito-chan is really fortunate to have Sinon assist him in his pursuit of the art of light sabers and butt cheeks. I still remember back to the time I got scammed in Maplestory and… Well, let’s just say I didn’t get any butt cheeks, and that it was an experience I will never forget. But it’s fine. I know divine retribution will fall upon the scammer since I worship the One True God Tatsuya Stu. Kirito-chan too gains his powers of the Stu from following the way of the One True God. May He protect us all.

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  • Rithux

    HAHAHAHAHA Seriously effin’ hilarious. I can’t stop laughing at the picture captions. Way to go! HAHAHAHAHA

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Thanks!

  • AnimeThingsDesu

    PFFFHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED A LOT XDDDDDDDDDD, BUT WHAT ABOUT TATSUYA STU EPISODE? :(

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      That’ll be next week. We must prepare our bodies, minds, and souls for the Stu He’s about to unleash.

  • The Atomic Dwarf

    AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ANTICLIMACTIC INTERNATIONALS 4?

    Same thing happened with LoL s3 finals last year. It was a ROFLstomp which ended too fast. In both cases the semis were a lot more fun.

    GGO’s hit detection is bugged. Apparently, Kirito-chan’s shot didn’t register or something

    Nah man. His agility stat is so high that the bullet evaporated on impact. Or it traveled into another dimension? Either way Kirito-chama needs to nerf his stats to give those plebs the illusion that they got a chance. He also needs to nerf those looks. That avatar got me drooling (º﹃º)

    By. The. Way. If Desu Gun is a descendant of Dekomori, than is Kirito Stu a descendant of Dark Flame Masta? I think we’re on to something here….

    I worship the One True God Tatsuya Stu

    I hear your words preacher! Tatsuya Stu’s divine punishment shall be wrought upon the nonbelievers! Those incompetent fools should flee in terror now before they get the chance to witness the true extent of his power!

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      OH MY LORD KIRITO STU IS DARK FLAME MASTA STU.

      SASUGA TATSUYA STU FOR DIRECTING THIS PLOT TWIST WOW WOW.

  • RAptor

    I wanted him to buy 2 light sabers….. oh well. May the One True God Tatsuya Stu bless us all. (I love the way you review episodes!)

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Kirito-chan’s trying to go easy on them otherwise it would be too one sided.

      And thanks!

  • Ian Porterfield

    Unsubscribed. I’ll come back when you stop insulting my disability.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      All you have to do to make up for the lack of Stu is to worship the One True God Tatsuya Stu.

  • KaoTheHedgehog

    I guess Kirito-chan’s training from the ground up because he lost to the One True God Tatsuya-Stu during his time as the Crimson Comedian.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      That was never a match to begin with.

  • Yatogami

    Oh man I lost it at the Dekomori reference. Chuunibyou is hilarious, now every time i see death gun the first thing thats going to pop up in my head every time he finishes a sentence will be Desu.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      DEKOMORI DESU.

  • Yunii

    I read the Light Novels for SAO a few years back and now my favorite Arc has appeared. I already enjoyed the episode but your review and captions made me enjoy it more.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Thanks!

  • ink stain

    oh man some kirito stu goodness is always appreciated looking forward to the next episode, since the last two have almost made me forget the atrocities of the alo arc, and ill be waiting for for the entrav review of the adventures of the kirito stu an sinon sue

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO IT. WHEN THE BULLET SLICING GOODNESS HAPPENS…

  • MgMaster

    Ah,I needed to read this post. It helped me not falter in the way to properly watch SAO. Doubt clouded my mind this week,even if it was just a consideration of the fact that SAO 2 could be genuinely good if it wasn’t for Kirito,lol(such blasphemous thoughts!). Basically the exact,foolishly naive thoughts that I was talking about in the previous SAO 2 post. But I know…I know,very well that’s not the true way of SAO,for it is not the way of Kirito. I still need more training; I shall go & pray to the One True God that is Tatsuya Stu so that he may strengthen my spirit!

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Good… Good…

      KIRITO-CHAN IS DOING HIS JOB PROPERLY.

  • jsteeazy

    So this is what happened when avatar Aang went to the spirit world! :3

  • A certain time mage

    VOID PLS, get chronoed and raped in da ass

  • Zenos

    You make me laugh like there is no tomorrow! I have EASILY added a year to my life from this website alone. Keep up the good…. laughs!

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Thank you very much!

  • Xephyr

    Your review was exciting as always, it’s about time you prepared for the next episode when our Kirito Stu …. I mean Sue see Sinon’s naked Butt cheeks.
    Btw, I’ve just seen the preview of Mahouka episode 18, finally it’s time our One True God shows his might by stomping the No-Head Shrimp.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Indeed, Tatsuya Stu will finally grace our screens today.

  • XDWHAT

    ERMERGERD, Kirito-chan!!! Tell the girl your a boy she going to think your creepy and that you want her butt cheeks!!!! XD

  • xXSHREKKIDXx

    Please do the next episode, I’m laughing so hard right now I’m in tears.

  • DarkSmoonS .

    I’m waiting impatiently for ep 5.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      If you mean the review, sorry, it’s not coming. I’ve been very busy recently.

      • DarkSmoonS .

        Dis is zo saad D:

  • Truth

    OMFG YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST