Sword Art Online II Episode 7 – Setting up

Sword Art Online II Kirito and Aki Natsuki
BONDING.

It’s time for some… development.
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Because of the blasphemously short screen time of The One True God Tatsuya Stu this week, I will instead take a look at the journey of his disciple, Kirito-chan and his adventure with Sinon’s butt cheeks. Are you ready to clench your asshole? You better be, because it’s time for some Kirito-chan Kirito-kun…?

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Sword Art Online II Episode 7 Impressions

THERE WAS LITERALLY NO “ONII-SAMA” THIS WEEK IN MAHOUKA.
THIS WEAK SUGU LEVEL ONII-SAN WILL HAVE TO SUFFICE.

Kirigaya Suguha smiling

Do you remember all the suffering she went through last season?
Because being Sugu is suffering.

Sugu did you just gain a huge amount of weight or were your mammaries always this fat?

IT WAS GREAT WHEN 2 YEARS WORTH OF-

Sinon’s fat ass is more than enough.

Yuuki Asuna on phone

Those are some fucked up fingers.

Don’t know how effective kicking Sinon’s fat butt cheeks will be though.

DESU?

You really shouldn’t.
She’s already really fuckin fa-

Seriously, those mammaries are the size of the belly of a pregnant woman.

You mean he makes you feel so hot.

Hey girl, that was just a prolonged tango grab that was extremely awkward to watch.

He feels the Kirito-chan.

Someone’s not a fan of Kirito-chan.

Kirito holding Sinon

BUT BEING ONE SURE IS.

BUT DOES SHE HAVE THE BIGGER GUN?

Are you seriously implying that she’ll hold a Hecate II in real life?
Come on now.
Only Kirito-chan can do that.

Shinkawa Kyouji desperate

Now, now, before you all start saying how creepy this shit is take into consideration those fat butt cheeks and how they’re being slowly taken away from him right before his eyes.

Asada Shino and Shinkawa Kyouji hug

THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT’S UP.

Asada Shino pushes Shinkawa away

But it’s too late.
Kirito-chan’s femininity has already shaken her sexual preferences.

“This city.”
Kirito-chan isn’t in this city is he?

Kirigaya Kazuto riding bike

LIKE A BOSS
LIKE A BOSS
LIKE
A
BOSS.

No, he’s Kirito-chan now so fuck off desu gun.

Sword Art Online Laughing Coffin memories

Fuck all you assholes too.
It’s Kirito-chan not Kirito.

Just how fat are your mammaries?

Did you just now realize how sugoi of a monster you are, Kirito-chan?

Meanwhile, Sinon thinks Kirito goes full badass and kills three people in real life.

No one else remembers either.

The One True God Tatsuya Stu will aid you in your quest to redeem your masculinity.

BOOB GRABBING INTENSIFIES.

Aki Natsuki and Kirigaya Kazuto

I wonder how mad people would be if they actually kissed?

Wow.

HAHAHAAHHAHHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MAN
BRINGS BACK GOOD MEMORIES
KIRITO-KUN SO SUGOI BLOCKS SWORDS WITH HIS HAND.

Sword Art Online 2 Kirito and nurse aki

While looking intensely at her huge mammaries, Kirito-kun realizes that he made a mistake in choosing Asuna.
Will Kirito-kun finally motorboat those titties one day?…
We’ll have to wait and see.

KIRITO-KUN HAS NO NIPPLES!
Oh wait, that’s what Kirito-chan is for.

lel.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAAHA.

Yuuki Asuna Titania

NO
SHITS
GIVEN.

Yui fairy ALO

You bet your tiny butt cheeks he will.

EXCEPT THIS TIME HE’S KIRITO-CHAN. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sinon’s fat ass weighing her down I see.

And therein lies your problem of not believing The One True God Tatsuya Stu instead.

fuck?
no.

WHILE SHE GIVES NO SHITS.
ALL EYES AND THOUGHTS ON KIRITO-CHAN.

See guys, this is real NTR.

SINON FEROCIOUSLY PROTECTS HER BUTT CHEEKS.

Bullet of Bullets

BUT KIRITO-CHAN STARES STRAIGHT ON SO HE CAN GET A GOOD SHOT OF THOSE BUTT CHEEKS. FINALLY, THE TWO WILL CLASH, AND ONLY ONE WILL REMAIN VICTORIOUS. WILL KIRITO-CHAN FINALLY STAND ON TOP OF THOSE BUTT CHEEKS AND BE AT THE PINNACLE OF THE UNIVERSE OR WILL SINON’S BUTT CHEEKS DEFLECT ALL OF KIRITO-CHAN’S SWORD SKILLS WITH ITS INCREDIBLE BALANCE OF FIRMNESS AND BOUNCINESS?
WHAT WILL REIGN SUPREME? WHAT WILL KIRITO-CHAN DO TO NAVIGATE AROUND THAT HUGE ASS?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON KIRITO-CHAN’S GREAT ADVENTURES WITH SINON’S HUGE BUTT.

Sword Art Online II Episode 7 Review

As Kirito’s head touched the side of the beautiful nurse ever so close to her double Ds, he wondered just how hard he’d be smacked in the face if Asuna found out, but he didn’t worry too much since she won’t know how hard he’s get- Killing people can be truly a great burden. For that, he asks for guidance. Alas, he asked the wrong person. The only one who can carry everyone’s sins and move forward with the world on His shoulders is only Him. Our Lord and One True God Tatsuya Stu. As he ferociously screams out his grievances, clinging ever so tightly to the hot nurse’s clothes that really makes it look like he’s groping her double Ds, he knew that the only way to ease the pain is to refer to his harem and how fucking amazingly sugoi he is in just about every game he’s played. Saving everyone not only with his sword, but also with his bare hands because he doesn’t even need a sword to block that shitty slash by that psychopath is the way of the Stu. That’s right. As their foreheads touched, and that one balloon delayed in space time by The One True God to create a perfectly symbolic scene flew across the window, he could not help but feel an inner peace within his soul as an image of The Lord appeared to pull him out of the abyss of despair. He knew then that this hot nurse was sent by The One True God to aid him in his quest to master Sinon’s butt cheeks and eventually destroy the remnants of those insects from laughing coffin that he can’t even remember. So, did they fuck? Sadly, as the hot nurse began to take off Kirito-kun’s clothes, he felt some innate desire rising within him as those stickers come dangerously close to touching his nipples. However, he soon realizes that this is standard procedure and he should fuck off and master those butt cheeks before he’s worthy of the angel sent by The One True God Tatsuya Stu. Only when he knows what it’s like to be a lesbian will he truly understand what it means to be Kirito-chan.

Remembering how Kirito-chan gently held her naked hip spot on her lewd outfit, Sinon couldn’t help but feel a tinge of regret that they didn’t tango in the end. Her irritation reaches high levels as she vows to tango with him when they meet again. Sensing that he was slowly losing Sinon’s butt cheeks to the sugoi harem Kirito-kun force bestowed upon him by The One True God Tatsuya Stu, Shinkawa Shouichi makes a futile move only to be harshly bounced back by the fatness of those fat butt cheeks that only Sinon possesses. He becomes desperate. He reaches out. He tries to cling on… but he knows. He knows those ass cheeks are too fat to hold on to for him. The force of the Stu is too strong. The Way of The One True God Tatsuya Stu is not with him. He didn’t have a physically diverse harem rooting for him and saying how fucking awesome he is never doubting that he can’t possibly lose. No, he only had Sinon. He only had those fat ass cheeks unlike Kirito-chan who had everything except for dat fat ass. But he knows Kirito-chan’s going to take it all. He’s going to take those butt cheeks he cherishes. Such is the way of this world. The feeling of the NTR draws near as he tries to grab on to whatever fatness there is left. Some may dislike how desperate he is when he only has to wait for a few hours, BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE THOSE BUTT CHEEKS. Can you not understand the imminence of it all? The inevitability? His mistake was believing in Sinon instead of believing in The One True God Tatsuya Stu. If he had thought differently, maybe he’d be able to see that fat ass again. Now… all he’ll probably see is Sinon’s fat ass coupled with Kirito-chan’s feminine figure that will no doubt make him question his sexuality. You know what they say. If you can’t beat the Stu, then join the harem.

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  • Yatogami

    1) Sugu mammaries have alwways been that fat. She has the biggest bust in SAO by far. and 2) Sinons butt cheeks stand no chance vs Kirito’s sword of justice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). SAO rule of thumb if Kirito has layed eyes on you then you are already pregnant and Asuna will welcome you to the harem. In terms of managing his harem though no one beats the one true stu. Those lines to Saegusa about exhibitionism etc were hilarious, I don’t think she was ready.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      May Sugu’s mammaries be with you.

      • Yatogami

        Oh lord I would love nothing more to wake up with Sugu’s mammaries in my face if I was an anime character. Alas my powers of the Stu are no where near the levels of Kirito so I do not think I could pry her from his harem.

  • Anim Monmon

    THIS IS REAL NTR!! HAHAHA…
    omega good job admin… but aww, i’m waiting your review of akame ga kill episode 6.. but anyway, once again.. omega good job admin..
    do you watch aldnoah zero??

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Yep, I follow it every week.

      • NIX

        Would you great if you reviewed aldnoah as well!

  • The Atomic Dwarf

    Unfortunately The Lord was busy flirting this week http://a.pomf.se/dmcojj.webm . So he sent an Angel, a Valkyrie in nurse uniform to comfort his disciple. Shinon is trying to resist his devilish charm, but all in vain as soon she will also fall prey to his pulsating sword.

    By the way when did this turn into a NTR erotic novel? hahaha.

    • Anim Monmon

      flirting lever : TATSUYA
      this level was beyond god-like…

    • Yatogami

      lmao I had to pause and rewind that scene about 3 times because I couldn’t stop laughing. Tatsuyas Stu is too strong for Saegusa. I think in a few episodes she’ll be ready to have his babies.

    • Calaad

      Tatsuya Stu, showing men how it’s done since 2095.

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      When Kirito-chan became Kirito-chan.

  • Conan Mohammad

    what believe in her instead of tatsuya stu than kirito-chan going to deliver his judgment

  • Conan Mohammad

    in the second paragraph you used kirito-kun instead of kirito-chan

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      And it was intentional since the harem revolved around Kirito-kun not Kirito-chan at least for now.

  • RAptor

    A good Sunday indeed for us followers of the One True Tatsuya and his disciple Kirito-chan.

  • SASUGA

    Setting up ?! More like winding down :/

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Don’t worry, Kirito-chan is going to show you how it’s done soon enough.

  • Bam

    Is it Tokyo Ghoul time yet?

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      Not yet. I’ll be keeping an eye out for it though. No promises about giving it a review or not.

      • SASUGA

        Haaaaaaaaa! “an eye out” ?! I get it, as in Kaneki (the MC) having only “an eye” (the other being ghoulified). Very clever … very clever … I nominate this for a Pulitzer Prize in international press as well as a Nobel Prize in Literature; please Mr. Ricardo step up and accept this nomination. You’ve been holding out on your buddies here, bogarting this well of humor all to yourself. And know that it’s now too late. You can’t take it back or claim that the pun was unintended … the truth is out, lived a proud gay life and then died of old age and later cremated among the loved ones and spread onto the wind so that the Zephyr may carry its whispers onto the night so that our children, and their children’s children, will learn how we once triumphed in the face of adversity. Bravo Entrav … bravo; you hilarious bastard.

        • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

          I…

          I’ll just accept the nomination.

        • islandboss

          (this is a very rare wild occasion when a commenter tries to insult the admin now lets what and see what happens)

  • HShawk

    Any chance that you will be doing reviews on every episode?

    • http://www.entravity.com/ Entrav

      I definitely will not be doing reviews on every episode.

  • islandboss

    I think that kirito-chan will just go into a epic (nearly impossible) battle to win (as usual) and eventually meet Sinons butt cheeks in person (and be dissapointed)

  • islandboss

    where is tha next review????